Monday, September 19, 2011

Floyd Mayweather Jr. vs Victor Ortiz



You cant let your guard down in the boxing ring. Especially if the guy across the ring from you is Floyd Mayweather.

Victor Ortiz learned this lesson in the hardest way possible on Saturday night at the MGM Grand Arena, paying the price for dropping his hands when Mayweather landed a perfectly legal, if not entirely gentlemanly, two punch combination to produce a sensational, controversial forth round knock out.

Ortiz is apologizing.. Mayweather is punching!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Super 8



Super 8

I was waiting for Super 8 for about a month already and i saw the early trailers, was involved in the viral campaigns. I was amped to go and experience another great JJ Abrams film.

Last night i got to change to watch it on DVD, I started on a high then at about half way my opinion of the movie had gone down a lot.

The best way to describe Super 8 is take ET and put it in a blender with Cloverfield. But it just doesn't feel like it blended how it should have.


The are too main stories...little kids having adventures, growing up and falling in love. Other the other side a monster attacks the city cloverfield style. The kid parts are filmed in a very ET 80's cinemas style. The alien parts are modern with CGI and at times it honestly doesn't feel like you are watching the same film.

Don't even get me started on inconsistencies of this movie... like a man driving into a speeding train derailing it and SURVIVING? lol... seriously?

Super 8 feels very much like a fan made dedication to Spielberg but it just didn't quite work.

I will say the kids were excellent actors and I would have been more entertained just watching a movie about them with no alien. Elle Fanning out acted every one, even the adult cast. She proved to be an amazing young actress portraying a maturity far beyond her age. But with the other characters I had no real emotional attachment to them. I didn't feel sorry for the alien, was I supposed to.

I am simply a movie buff and to me this was not anything special. I'm surprised by all these 10/10 reviews, because this movie had nothing new that you haven't seen in 50 other films. I think it would have made 2 great separate films, where they could have taken their time to build the story. Super 8 not that super at all!




Friday, July 29, 2011

Filipino Gay Lingo, Churva!



Filipino Gay Lingo, Churva!

"In the Philippines, the term gay has been used loosely to include homosexuals, bisexuals, transsexuals, crossdressers, and effeminate men. Filipino gays are mostly stereotyped as effeminate, crossdressers, hairdressers, camp and ridiculed.

Bakla or Bading, a derogatory Filipino word for gay, is commonly used. Tibo or tomboy has a similar function, and refers to lesbians, usually of the butch and masculine type. A more benign slang word for gay men is billy boy. For Filipino gays, the Tagalog phrase "paglaladlad ng kapa" (literally means "unfurling of the cape") refers to the coming-out process. Although gays and lesbians are generally tolerated within Philippine society, there are still widespread cases of discrimination.

Swardspeak is a vernacular language derived from Englog (English-Tagalog) and is used by a number of gay Filipinos. It uses elements from Tagalog, English, and Spanish, and some are from Nippongo, as well as celebrities' names and signature brands, giving them new meanings in the context of this unique language. A unique trait of swardspeak is that it immediately identifies the speaker as homosexual, making it easy for people of that orientation to signal to each other in a place where such tendencies are not easy to display (ie in the Philippines). This creates an exclusive world among its speakers and helps them to resist cultural assimilation.

By using swardspeak, Filipino gay men are able to resist the dominant culture of their area and create a space of their own. The language is constantly changing, with old phrases becoming obsolete and new phrases frequently entering everyday usage, reflecting changes in their culture and also maintaining exclusivity. The dynamic nature of the language refuses to cement itself in single culture and allows for more freedom in expression among its speakers. Words and phrases can be created out of reaction to popular trends and create alternatives to a strictly defined lifestyle. By these characteristics, swardspeak creates a dissident group without any ties to geographical, linguistic, or cultural restrictions, allowing its speakers to shape the language as appropriate to the times. In this way, the language is "mobile", and is simultaneously part of a larger community but also open to more specific or local meanings."

Gay men in the Philippines, especially those who are out, speak to each other using a colorful language that they invented, mixing English, Tagalog, Visayan, and sometimes even Japanese. Those who would hear (or read) Filipino gay slang for the first time feel like they are deciphering a Da Vinci Code.

Just like any slang, Filipino gay lingo started out with replacing certain words with another term. For example, we say "award" instead of "embarrassed." They say "bet" instead of "boy crush." Eventually, gays learn to speak with a colorful vocabulary, using certain key rules:

The J Law - Replacing the first letter of a word with "J."
Example:
Jowa - Asawa (husband, boyfriend)
Jonta - Punta (to go to a place)
Jubis - Obese


The KY/ NY Law - Replacing the first letter with "Ky" or "Ny."
Example:
Kyota - Bata (Children)
Nyorts - A pair of shorts


The Name Game - Replacing a word with a name (usually that of a celebrity) that sounds like it.
Example:
Julie Yap-Daza - Huli (to get caught)
Gelli de Belen - Jealous
Carmi Martin - Karma
Tom Jones - Tomguts or gutom (hungry)


Plus - Adding an extra syllable, extra letters, or extra words to create a different word.
Example:
Crayola - Cry
Thunder Cats - Tanda (an old person; the slang is often called to an old gay man)
Pagoda Cold Wave Lotion - Pagod (tired)


The use of gay lingo was first used to avoid having other people hear what you are talking about, especially when it comes to sex. This is also a means of defying the cultural norms and creating an identity of their own.

Gay speak evolves really fast, with obsolete words and phrases being rewritten and replaced especially when non-gays learn what it means. Saying "Ano'ng happening" (What are your plans for tonight) would make you associated with the 1980s.

This language defines the Philippine gay culture, and it would probably stay that way for quite a while.

Children's songs turned into gay lingo... funny! Well this is just a gag so i doubt gay uses these songs... but still funny! enjoy!

Song Title: Bubuka Ang Bulaklak ~ Group of kids forming a circle that opens and close like a flower, then one person (the "queen") would go in the circle would dance to the tune of boom tiyaya

Bubukesh and floweret ~ Bubuka ang bulaklak (the flower will open)
Jojosok ang reynabelz ~ Papasok ang reyna (the queen will enter)
Shochurva ang chacha ~ Sasayaw ng chacha (she willl dance chacha)
Pa jempot jempot fah ~ Pa kembot kembot pa (with swinging hips)
Boom tiyayavush chenes ~ Boom ti yah yah

Song Title: Pen Pen de Sarapen ~ Rhyming chant like eenie meenie miney mo
Pen pen de chorvaloo ~ Pen pen de sarapen
De kemerloo de eklavoo ~ De kutsilyo, de almasen (kutsilyo=knife, almasen=warehouse)
Hao hao de chenelyn de big yuten ~ Haw, haw de karabaw de batuten (karabaw=water buffalo, batuten=stinky)
Sfriti dapat iipit ~ Sipit namimilipit (claws that pinch)
Goldness filak chumochorva ~ Ginto`t pilak namumulaklak (gold and silver flourishing)
Sa tabi ng chenes ~ Sa tabi ng dagat (next to the sea)
Shoyang fula, talong na fula ~ Sayang pula, tatlong pera (red skirt, three pesos)
Shoyang fute, talong na mafute ~ Sayang puti, tatlong salapi (white skirt, three pesos)
Chuk chak chenes, namo uz ek ~ Sawsaw sa suka, mahuli ay taya (dip in vinegar, last is out)

Song Title: Tagu-taguan (hide and seek)
Shogu-shoguan ~ Tagu-taguan (hide and seek)
Ning ning galore ang buwan ~ Kabilugan ng buwan (fullmoon)
Pagcounting ng krompu ~ Pagbilang ng sampu (after i count to ten)
Naka-shogu na kayey ~ Nakatago na kayo (you're already hidden)
Jisa ~ isa (one)
Krolawa ~ dalawa (two)
Shotlo ~ tatlo (three)
Kyopat ~ apat (four)
Jima ~ lima (five)
Kyonim ~ anim (six)
Nyotert ~ pito (seven)
Walochi ~ walo (eight)
Syamert ~ siyam (nine)
Krompu ~ sampu t(en)
Mga beki, andetrax na si atashi ~ Mga bata, andyan na ako! (kids, I'm coming!)


You want more mga badush!? :)

Filipino Gay Man = Bakla, Bading, Bayot, Third Sex, Binabae, Badaf, Charing, Badinggerzie, Mama, Badash, Veklush, Badaf, Vading, Atseng, Vadash, Charot, Shoke, Shukling, etc.

Filipino Gay/Lesbian Woman = Tomboy, Tibo
pera (money) anda, andalu, anjo yllana, okane, atik, datong

ako (I, me) watashi

wala (none, nothing) wiz, waz, mitchels

gutom (hungry) tommy lee jones, tom jones

mataray (bitchy) tarush, chabaka, kabog

laitin (to insult) okray

ina, nanay (mother) mudra

libre (free) liberty, paroch

kain (eat) lafang

maliit (small) jutay

mataba (fat) jubis, mashoba

mukha (face) fez

iyak (cry) crayola

baduy (cheap) chipangga

ano (what) anik, anitch
Tom Jones ang mga bekla kaya gora ever sa mall para lumafang. Una nilang jonta ang nyudkort, kaya lang maraming utaw. Go naman sa Nyorbaks, kaya lang can't afford pala ang drama ng iba. Sey nga ni Kimberly, Mahalia Mendez daw ng kape, juwi na lang siya later para mag-Nescafe. Warla ngayon si Georgette, ang Rica Boom Boom ng federasyon. Tom Cruise na talaga siya't wai na patience, kaya shuwag ever siya sa kanyang chimini ah ah. "Yaya, dalhin mo ditech ang anda," sey ng bakla.

Translation:
"The gays are very hungry so they went to the mall to eat. First they went to the food court, but there's a lot of people. Then they went to Starbucks but most of them can't afford the price. Kimberly said that coffee is expensive, that's why she'll just drink Nescafe at home. Georgette is not present, the prettiest of all gay. She was too hungry and was very impatient that's why she called her maid. "Yaya, bring the food here" says the gay."
kufez ---> to have a sexual activity
tralala---> thrill
nowitzki-----> noise, irritable sound

Friday, July 22, 2011

42 and counting!



Delivery.PH, Toting Up its Membership Line

www. delivery.ph celebrates, as it welcomes the newest member of its online beam, “The Sandwich Guy”. Tallying as the 42th member to its twine of restaurant partners and even counting, the “Definitely Ordering Online Company” (Delivery.ph) has shown success in its respective field of service by developing a significant number of restaurant partners in a palpable way gaining their trust and confidence all throughtout the way.

With this toting up, Delivery.ph has marked a proof in the e-commerce industry and that is proving that, on line food ordering service already shares a liberty of wide acceptance among the Filipino consumers. Which as we all know, unlike the previous years is not popular and well embraced. Mr. Martin Yang, the think up chap, behind this remarkable online sway of influence, states that, “Once the consumer has tried our online food ordering service, they will really see the difference because aside form the convenience that they will have people can be guaranteed of an online service result advantage."

Delivery.ph serves to its best level that is why we are growing fast and expanding”.

Now that Delivery.ph reaches more than 40 restaurant partners and still mounting up, they are confident that despite the tremendous effort of its competitors/copy cats to beat them, www.delivery.ph legacy will always be marked as undisputed. Now they are looking into a bright perspective because as of the moment they are into active marketing ventures and activities and they want to assure their patrons and people in general that more exciting restaurant partners will add up to its service line.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Ellen Adarna








Ellen Meriam Go Adarna or Ellen Adarna will always be Ellen Adarna.

* Philippines’ Queen of MySpace

* Uno Magazine cover March 2008

* FHM 2010

A gorgeous truly chinita & tisay beauty. A photogenic, a poser & a beauty to die for!

Sarap magising sa umaga just looking at her...

Thank you Ellen! :)